February 2012
Decisions decisions...
tmushroom:
My friend thought it would be fun to draw on my eggs.
It’s cool and all, but it makes it harder to choose which one to die first…..
So I chose this guy. Like society’s norm….he’s going to die first because he’s different…..and because he looks like his brains are already scrambled (heh heh…pun totally intended)
Time of death? 12:23am (my hunger peaks at odd hours of the...
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
NOTHING TO DO HERE
thefuuuucomics: